Wear clothes? Live life? Boy, you’re perfect for this shirt. It’s iPhone Australia’s very own Original Top Of Life. Now on sale for AU$37, and that includes shipping to your house (and takes into account the current Australian exchange rate of $0.77).

Why not buy one for a present, or be selfish and get one for yourself? Comes in mens and womens, and lots of colours. I got myself a dark green one. Yes, people actually do buy clothing from the internet. Why can’t you?

Check it out here.

This is what it looks like: